Tries to read an article on Mashable about how Mastodon can't survive. Got scrolled back to the top repeatedly as various extraneous elements loaded. Then got scrolled back AGAIN when a "read this article" button popped up and blocked my way, as if visiting the wasn't enough to indicate my desire to read the article. Then I couldn't actually find the end of the article because scrolling just brought me a bunch or irrelevant articles.
Yet Lance Ulanoff thinks it's Mastodon that's going to die.