I was just pulled over, on the way to a client's, by a Random Breath Test setup
The copper shoved the machine in my face and asked me to count to 5
I counted 1....2....3.....4 and looked at him. Then said to him "I'm a bass player....I can't count past 4"
I got a laugh.
The I asked him, "you do know why roadies only ever count 1 2 don't you ?...because if they count to 4, the drummer starts playing and none of us want that !!"
....then I was tasered and maced. They laughed hard at that !!