A short history of theology:

"We worship rocks and trees. We love rocks and trees."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship the sun like us enlightened people."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship a pantheon of cool deities like us enlightened people."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship one omnipotent god like us enlightened people."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship human achievement like us enlightened people."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship the state like us enlightened people."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship Harry Potter and child trannies like us enlightened people."

"That's primitive superstition. You should worship this unexploded nuclear bomb like us enlightened people."
beneath the planet of the apes.…