>be roka
>feel like crap since last night
>probably a virus
>get an SMS in the afternoon saying that printer order is ready to be received
>go out to get that printer
>snot everywhere, coughing lungs out
>be smart and buy tissues from a kiosk
>get the printer
>go to bus stop because heavy and feel worsening
>holy shit, no ticket in pocket
>no money for ticket since spent on tissues and bloody printer
>haul printer home
>printer refuses to auto-connect to Wi-Fi
>need to use a windoze laptop to install drivers and configure net over usb
>tfw