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  1. HiroProtagonist (hiroprotagonist@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2020 18:39:20 EDT HiroProtagonist HiroProtagonist

    Escape from Seattle (2020)
    Air Force One has crashed into the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. Raz Simone is holding the president for ransom. After de-escalation measures fail and offers of La Croix and small batch vegan food products are rebuffed, the Pence administration calls on Snake Plissken (his, her, xir) to infiltrate the rebel group and escape with the president. The gov't bombards Snake with 5G radiation, promising to cure him of Covid-19 if xir returns with the president in three days.

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jun-2020 18:39:20 EDT from noagendasocial.com permalink
    1. just an actual husbear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2020 18:45:04 EDT just an actual husbear just an actual husbear
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      @HiroProtagonist As much as I like Kurt Russell, Plissken would have to be played by Dan Crenshaw this time.
      In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jun-2020 18:45:04 EDT from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
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