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Broats! It's Oats, but for MEN!!!!!!
FORTIFIED with ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS
That's like POWERUPS IN VIDEOGAMES and ROCKS AND SHIT
THAT'S HOW MANLY YOU'LL BE, CRUNCHING ON ROCKS SO BRODACIOUSLY IT'LL MAKE YOU EVEN MANLIERRRRR
porridge??? GET THAT GOLDILOCKS CRAP OUTTA HERE!!! That's for LITTLE GIRLS who RUN AWAY FROM BEARS
With BROATS, you go into the Bears house and then THEY BECOME YOUR SERVANTS IN YOUR NEW BEAR STAFFED HOUSE!