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*dishwashers*: “I’m a wonderful machine and I happily take your dirty dishes and return them squeaky clean day after day - my pleasure!”
*also dishwashers*: “I flipped a plastic container so here’s half a litre of the grossest liquid you’ve ever dealt with, lazy dickhead.”
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