"Outside Agitator", by Joey Alison Sayers, for The Nib
Image description in two toots:
[An alien gets judged in some sort of Tribunal]
- Your job was to create an autonomous humanoid drone to study earthlings. What happened?
- Well, we designed it specifically so that humans would avoid it. I made it annoying, unintelligent, and extremely bad at everything. It was supposed to fly under the radar so that it could study them from a distance.
- And what happened? [...]
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