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  1. mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org)'s status on Saturday, 05-Dec-2020 19:27:03 EST mangeurdenuage mangeurdenuage
    Merciful God Vows To End Humanity Before 'The Princess Bride' Can Be Remade
    https://babylonbee.com/news/merciful-god-to-end-humanity-before-princess-bride-can-be-remade
    In conversation Saturday, 05-Dec-2020 19:27:03 EST from loadaverage.org permalink

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    1. Merciful God Vows To End Humanity Before 'The Princess Bride' Can Be Remade
      from The Babylon Bee
      HEAVEN - A spokesperson for the Most High God confirmed that God will be ending humanity before any remake of The Princess Bride can be released.Humanity was forced to acknowledge that the God of the Bible is good, merciful, and gracious after His spokesangels confirmed he would rather destroy all of humanity than force anyone to live in a universe wh ...
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