Conversation

Me: It will take me 3 months.

Them: Can you get it done in a month, only working 84hr? We plan on announcing soon.

Me: No.

Them: I heard Yes.

[1 month later]

Them: Why aren't you finished yet?

Me: It's a lot of work I can't possibly complete...

Them: Have you considered trying a new productivity system. I bet if you just map out what needs to be done you can complete soon.

Me: That doesn't change it's 3 months of full time...

Them: Why are millennials so lazy.