I am now pre-approved to pre-register for an iPhone X at 12:01 AM (2:01 Central time) this Thursday night.
If someone asked, I'd still say that I'm not an Apple fanboy but that I just want to ensure I have access to (and be able to plan in my work for) what new features/tech people will have broadly adopted with their phones in 1-2 years.
In other news, denial is a river in Egypt AND NOTHING MORE