He's making a list, he's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Santa Claus is coming to toooown

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