Mitsu: "If I was a worm, would you love me?"
Me: "Why are you asking trick questions I can't answer without getting in trouble?"
Mitsu: "You have to answer"
Me: "How would I even know the worm is you?"
Mitsu: "It would have my face but a worm body"
Me: "Then yes, of course!"
Mitsu: "Would you fuck a worm?"

I swear, she's not high.