@0 @7 How long can we *maintain*? I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this junior dev? What will he think then? This same box was the last known host for Google+'s app servers. Will he make that grim connection when my senior architect starts screaming about batch files and huge DDoS's coming down on the cluster? If so--well, we'll just have to degauss his Thinkpad and bury it somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't let him make any commits. He'll report us at once to to some kind of code of conduct enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs.

Dennis! Did I *type* that? Or just think it? Was I typing? Did I get +kb'd from the channel?