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From my company's inbox, an email that "was not sent to Spam based on your organization's settings.":

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You could be interviewing Growth Managers, Content Marketers, and Social Media Specialists in 5 days.
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I'd prefer to gouge my own eyes out, but of course I didn't reply this from my company email because I don't want to be court-martialed or something like that.