Me: Ugh, I can't watch another episode of this, sorry. I'm falling asleep.
Kid: You should play with yourself!
M: What!
K: You should play with yourself, to stay awake!
M: What!!
K: Like me, I'm dangling and spinning this bottle to keep my mind alert.
M: Oh! Oh. Nah, I'd better go sleep instead, we'll watch more tomorrow.
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