My sister says that one of the neighbors has three giant cats. They are on our porch in the morning, next to the dry food plate, which has been completely empty (“licked clean”).

I said that I haven’t seen cats do this before, and suggested that maybe a dog has found a way to get into the yard. I know that dogs will lick a plate clean if they are hungry or the food just tastes good.

But she insists that the giant cats are doing it. I’m not arguing. They could very well be doing it. They are gone before I get up in the morning, so I haven’t even seen them.