These write themselves:
- "Florida Man builds giant boat, says God told him to build it"
- "Florida man, 30, breaks temple stalls in a fit of rage, fight priests"
- "Florida man desecrates grave of local notable Lazarus"
- "Florida man caught almost killing his son, says it was a dare gone too far"
- "Florida man defies giant, gets lucky shot"
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