A guy I talked to yesterday, who used to live in Macau:
"I love Macanese, there so intense, they're hilarious."
"Aha, how so?"
"Like, I had this friend, and she had to change her vet, because she threatened to stab the vet."
"Wow!"
"Yeah, like, the vet said, oh, this treatment will be difficult and expensive, and she just pulled a knife on him."
"She was carrying a knife?"
"Yeah, they carry knives all the time."