I can't believe I just spent the last 24 hours doing this, but I ported my whole website to #Gopher and am now serving up a Gopher #phlog:

gopher://gopher.fuzzjunket.com

This might be a new level of nerdy hipsterism, but goddamn I am so tired with the modern Web. It's so nice to see a platform that only serves up things people actually made.