Conversation

American Tech

Programmer: "There's no good programming jobs here, I need to move to SF."

Software Company: "There's no good programmers here, we need to move to SF."

Programmer: "It's so expensive to live in SF that I have to take a job I hate to survive."

Software Company: "It's so expensive to have an office in SF that we have to build something we hate to attract investors."

Everyone at the keynote: "Meh. Remember when they used to do cool and innovative stuff?"