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  1. kaniini (kaniini@mastodon.dereferenced.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 14:28:58 EST kaniini kaniini

    mastodon doesn't implement full-text search to "protect" you!

    HahAHAHaAHAAhAAAHHAAAHHAAAHAHAAAAH

    THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS BULLSHIT I HAVE HEARD SO FAR THIS WEEK

    gargamel doesn't want to implement full-text search for your safety! HA.

    more like he doesn't want to add another 2GB RAM requirement on for a lucene implementation such as elasticsearch.

    this is seriously the most ridiculous theory i've ever heard this week, and i find it funny that gargamel jumped on that explanation.

    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 14:28:58 EST from mastodon.dereferenced.org permalink
    1. kaniini (kaniini@mastodon.dereferenced.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 14:31:50 EST kaniini kaniini
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      seriously that is up there amongst other bullshit like:

      - IRCv3.3 hasn't shipped in 3 years because it's now a "living standard"

      - InspIRCd is memory efficient because it's written in C++ and leverages RAII heavily

      - grsecurity and PaX are critical for linux security

      In conversation Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 14:31:50 EST from mastodon.dereferenced.org permalink
      1. kaniini (kaniini@mastodon.dereferenced.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 14:39:22 EST kaniini kaniini
        in reply to

        seriously, that is the "cool story bro"-est of the "cool story bro"s i have seen in a long time

        In conversation Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 14:39:22 EST from mastodon.dereferenced.org permalink
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