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I will always ask you for your password.

I will pester you each night and morning for your PIN.

I will sidle into your mentions and request your Social Security number.

I will DM you and beg you for user accounts on systems long dead, IPOs baking in the desert sun, forgotten by all in the living world.

I really need you to join my LinkedIn, link my JoinedIn, and telnet my gopher. That last one is not a euphemism.

I am a Nigerian prince from The Microsoft and I desire to clean your registry.