Conversation

HTHRS COSMOLOG Y:
SUN: fake, ultrab astard
MERCURY: literally the messenger god
VENUS: agrressivly unhorny
EARTH: it just isnt that big. its pretty small
MOON: has a butt
CERES: married to JUPITER
SATURN: secret hexabase
URANUS: i always get it confused with NEPTUNE so theyre secretly thes ame planet
PLUTO: ten thousand of that dog from a goo fy movie
STARS: skybox. fuckers