*trying to explain Excel to someone*
"Okay, now go to 'file' then 'save'. Now close the document."
"It's asking me if I want to save. Didn't I just save?"
"Yes. Tell it no."
"Does that mean it didn't save?"
"No, it saved. Ignore that one. It's a bad save. It will ruin everything."
"Doesn't save just mean save? Isn't it the same thing?"
"Oh, sweet innocent child."