(Re: 🇨🇦 / 🇨🇦, a joke)
A travelling businessman checks into a hotel in Montréal and hops into the shower. Shortly after the front desk receives an angry call: "I turned the tap marked C and the water came out boiling hot! Your plumbing is broken!"
"No sir," says the concierge, "C is for 'chaud', it is French for 'hot'."
"But the other tap is marked 'C' as well!"
"Yes sir, C for cold. We are, of course, bilingual."