Jordamus_Prime
RT @ohmygoshaavash@twitter.com: So I was at Walmart earlier
A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.
She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”
He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Made my week
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