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  1. Christmas Personified as a Catgirl (moonman@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2017 09:09:05 EST Christmas Personified as a Catgirl Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    I had a dream I met a girl and we were hanging out until we were a couple, but she just kept doing more and more weird things but I put up with it because she was really attractive. Then she finally made a cocoon, and when she came out she was even more attractive, but also incredibly weird, to the point that any reasonable person would cut bait. But I didn't. It got to the point that she would spit up gallons of saliva on me and I'd just be like heh heh that's my girlfriend.
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