Notices by bastard bird (murkrow@mastodon.social)

Gonna crossbreed tripp pants and booty shorts and wear the result, wish me luck

@lulucybrelu lulu I am in hell and you put me here >:C

I don't know how she sleeps with me constantly getting all up in her shit like this

@Mirima fellas is it gay to be a girl? :thaenkin:

@jk god I keep seeing those and going "ohhhhhhhh yeah I've been meaning to go an-oh look, something else"

New haul: dog enrichment sphere with hole for treats and a second noisy pig

Poncho boy and lizard

@envgen @jk Humidity's rising/ barometer's getting low/ according to all sources/ James stubbornly says "no"

Gender-neutral cover called It's Raining Them

Fucling english architecture makes it hotte rindoors with all thw windows open and the fan on gdi lwt me sleep

*wakes up on the floor* cyborg synthpop 8bit retro bullshit bard

@jk it is the CRACK of DUSK what do you WANT

@cassolotl
NT: [statement]
ND: I'm sorry?
NT: [same statement]
ND: uh, could you rephrase that please? I don't get it.
NT: [same statement but angrier tone]
ND: I'm just having a little trouble here, are there any other words you could use?
NT: [SAME! STATEMENT! BUT! FURIOUS!!!]

NTs: ND people are so rigid and inflexible, and often very quick to anger u_u

@envgen

Me: so uh, couple of questions about character design, do uh, wheels? Exist in D&D?
DM: yes
Me: and um, physical combat?
DM: yes, obviously
Me: one last thing, do boots exist?
Dm: yes
Me: okay so that's all the conponents of roller derby, here is a roller derby elf.