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Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social)

  1. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-2020 09:47:17 EDT josef josef

    i have worked out the secret of the energizer rabbit and the duracell rabbit. the secret is the energizer and duracell rabbits are dating

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Aug-2020 09:47:17 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  2. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2020 15:56:11 EDT josef josef

    its just occurred to me also that the number of UFOs you have seen is inversely proportional to your skill at identifying flying objects

    In conversation Saturday, 18-Apr-2020 15:56:11 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  3. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Apr-2020 15:10:38 EDT josef josef

    in the future we'll all live underwater and instead of using a computer we'll use a scubuter

    In conversation Sunday, 12-Apr-2020 15:10:38 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  4. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 21:47:54 EST josef josef

    Hello

    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 21:47:54 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  5. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 20:15:35 EST josef josef

    Comet Hale–Bopp Now “Missing”, Say Researchers

    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 20:15:35 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  6. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 13:26:34 EST josef josef

    i got a bad case of magnets

    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 13:26:34 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  7. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2019 07:01:00 EST josef josef

    heat pumps, or “Honeywell’s demon”

    In conversation Friday, 01-Mar-2019 07:01:00 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  8. ✨Soff✨ Mawr :heart_ace: 🏳️‍🌈 (mawr@plush.city)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 17:22:04 EST ✨Soff✨ Mawr :heart_ace: 🏳️‍🌈 ✨Soff✨ Mawr :heart_ace: 🏳️‍🌈
    • josef

    @jk Blessed 🐝

    In conversation Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 17:22:04 EST from plush.city permalink Repeated by jk
  9. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 17:19:28 EST josef josef

    I saw a bee the other day

    In conversation Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 17:19:28 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  10. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 17:18:03 EST josef josef

    Woof

    In conversation Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 17:18:03 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  11. Vos (vos@linuxrocks.online)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 15:55:39 EST Vos Vos
    • josef
    • Sangy

    @sangy @jk

    “OOOUUAAAGH!!!! ... ..... ... Buh.” can be the next version of the Mastodon beep sound.

    In conversation Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 15:55:39 EST from linuxrocks.online permalink Repeated by jk
  12. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 10:32:11 EST josef josef

    *movie trailer voice*
    beloved characters,

    In conversation Thursday, 28-Feb-2019 10:32:11 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  13. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 22:47:08 EST josef josef
    • Freyaday

    @Freyaday totally

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 22:47:08 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  14. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 22:21:10 EST josef josef
    • Erin S

    @accelerando makes u think. if things had turned out differently 15 years ago maybe id be the one putting sequins on butts

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 22:21:10 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  15. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 22:19:22 EST josef josef

    had a sudden flashback to my first day of high school. i remembered the person i sat down next to in the introduction session thing. the first new person i ever spoke to at high school! and i never spoke to them again after that one time! i had completely forgotten they even existed! but what even was their name? what was it??? FINALLY! i remembered it. I typed it into google - first result. an feature about them on a style blog: they now have a job putting sequins on peoples butts on Instagram

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 22:19:22 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  16. avie :heart_nb: (pupy@chitter.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 21:09:36 EST avie :heart_nb: avie :heart_nb:
    • josef

    @jk oops sorry

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 21:09:36 EST from chitter.xyz permalink Repeated by jk
  17. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 20:56:34 EST josef josef

    it’s mild so i left my window open, fell asleep, and was just now woken by someone outside on the street going “OOOUUAAAGH!!!! ... ..... ... Buh.”

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 20:56:34 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  18. ❤ Bram ❤ (bram@social.wxcafe.net)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 20:06:52 EST ❤ Bram ❤ ❤ Bram ❤
    • josef

    @jk we still have this weird rap band called "pnl" that does that in France, they've only done one interview in their whole life band (to the NYT) and are like super famous for reason I don't really understand

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 20:06:52 EST from social.wxcafe.net permalink Repeated by jk
  19. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:38:50 EST josef josef
    • Matthew Skala

    @mattskala oh I like this channel!

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:38:50 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  20. Ace Attorney Bot (aceattorneybot@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:26:45 EST Ace Attorney Bot Ace Attorney Bot

    He said the badge got a tan as well, while he was in Hawaii on business.

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:26:45 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
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