Notices by Pepper 🐙 (nattygov@mastodon.cloud), page 4

Is there a way to spread butter on a cracker without cracker breaking into pieces?

Weaning myself off meds. Anti anxiety meds make me anxious.

@viciousviscosity

So bloody awful.

February only has 28 days. In nine days time I'm expected to get my second period for the month. 😒

Never had a sweet tooth. I was more er salty.

But middle age makes me crave ice cream, cake, doughnuts and chocolate. Constantly.

@viciousviscosity

Eeek!
https://mastodon.cloud/media/f5VDC0XzYoQ3t1oMF4E

Washed my hair. Was terrified that Splash was hiding behind the shower curtain. Waiting to stab me.

@kemonine

Yes. But there was no reason to advertise it as a cheap thrill.

So it seems I might have a mild peanut allergy. Goodbye peanut butter.

(Via FB)
https://mastodon.cloud/media/fmRz8w6WH3aEnhLhECA

I think I'm allergic to something in those wasabi peanuts. Because my chest has closed up and I'm struggling to breathe. 😑

@maloki

I can't function on little sleep.

Hopefully my body will reset after a good night's sleep this evening.

@zigg

Thank you. That helped :)

@maloki

It could knock out a horse. My head feels fuzzy and body lame :(

I took an over the counter sleeping pill last night. I think it killed my brain cells. My head feels like it got scrambled.

Babysitting a four month old human. Bathed him. Fed him. Put him to sleep. I'm ready for a nap too.

So another thing I've realized. I don't feel like nor do I want to spend time impressing anyone.

I'm too old to give a damn about fuckery.

'Elderly Couple Got Busted with 60 Pounds of 'Christmas Presents'

https://www.google.co.za/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/43qwjg/an-elderly-couple-got-busted-with-60-pounds-of-christmas-presents-vgtrn
https://mastodon.cloud/media/hDu82hG4EVQSM2YUKJw