Notices by revenant (revenant@mastodon.social), page 3

jabber (jean gabber)

microsoft doesn't actually own github yet. whatever mundane inconvenient things happen to your repos this week isn't because microsoft decided to personally target you as step one of their multi-billion-dollar business deal

[mitch hedberg voice] i used to be a shitty programmer. i still am, but i used to be, too

"Unlike ordinary JIT compilers for other languages, Ruby’s JIT compiler does JIT compilation in a unique way, which prints C code to a disk and spawns common C compiler process to generate native code."

what the fuck

the origin of gay furries

if you dont like it then make a fork. its open source

remember miitomo

@squirrel carpe dingus

when you mistype 0.114 as 0.144 one time in 1993 and don't get to live it down

don't call your app an electron app unless you can power it with literally 1 electron

if you're wearing headphones and someone asks what you're listening to, the only acceptable answer is "not you"

is this joke still relevant? i haven't paid attention to the "chiptune community" since about 2005

"notepad" is trending on twitter because it finally supports *nix line endings. praise jesus

so as i pray, unlimited shade bobs

GIMP stands for Graphicdesign Is My Passion sorry if someone said this one already

chalmers: and you call yourself gay despite the fact that you are obviously pansexual

skinner: what are you, a cop

good morning. today's good opinion is that "af" actually stands for "axel f"

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https://twitter.com/moonsmoothie/status/973623203691024384

extremely important thread

[fleetwood mac voice] [insanely sick bassline] never something something blockchain