Notices by revenant (revenant@mastodon.social), page 4

reddit player one

Olive Garden's legal counsel would like to inform you that Olive Garden has not stopped selling AR-15s https://mastodon.social/media/WZzHKT2NA0eJS9bowAk

@djsundog its the chort

tired: floating point operations per second

wired: girls https://mastodon.social/media/LeNTsgCW5Tz0ZSKmFsQ

-Wake-me-up-inside

@djsundog i heard this in the voice even before i scrolled down to see you talking about king crimson

tired: eurotrash

wired: neurotrash

i'll never be sorry https://mastodon.social/media/uIdgPm3_vt5oGh7V5kA

thinking of extremely awful new genres to explore such as "electro milhouse", "acid milhouse", etc

http://www.neilcic.com/Prince.mp3

in 2015 neil c made an edit of prince's "kiss" that changes "kiss" to "piss". if you haven't heard it, then it's new to you

more powerful programming sigils https://mastodon.social/media/tRUSjDCYHVgoxwLRlW8

happiness and good fortune will be yours but only if you add this line to the most included header file in your very oldest and most inscrutable codebase at work within the next 20 seconds

#define if(...) if(!(__VA_ARGS__))

the habit of saying that random phrases would make good band names is something i call "the Dave Barry approach", which would be a pretty good name for a band

boost to save a life https://mastodon.social/media/Ou1G7XzIFny4lYT_Tes

I've got the brains
You've got the looks
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[rob thomas voice] and it's just like i'm postin' / lots of good toots

oh god, not another celebrity death and/or sexual assault allega- ...wait, what https://mastodon.social/media/PnoRkkVu45Pps1cuLO0

the rain in spain is horny on main

reminder to just slurp the .wav off youtube homie https://mastodon.social/media/wqpYIqSI6fRHufXW2Gs

self care twitter account that just posts "get off of twitter" every 30 seconds