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Notices by Sol Chadguy (detectivehyde@thechad.zone)
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The virgin argument for abortion: "I-it's not a baby until..... until this point..... it's just a cluster of cells until this arbitrarily defined threshold on which there's no scientific or philosophical consensus....."
The CHAD argument for abortion: "I'd kill a fully grown human being whose existence was inconvenient for me, so why not a baby?"
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I actually don't think the fediverse would be the same place without dtluna, it'd be like a familiar show returning without a beloved character
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Okay it's REAL ALEX JONES HOURS
THIS IS NOT A SHITPOST, I ACTUALLY THINK THIS
The way I see it, politics and spirituality are inseperable.
Level 1: The left vs. right divide, financially. (Socialism vs Capitalism)
Level 2: The left vs right divide, personally. (Order vs Freedom)
(This is why "Authoritarian right" and "Libertarian left" come so fucking unnaturally. This is why anarcho-syndicalists always end up veering up towards more authoritarian left-wing tendencies, and "fascists" always end up not being very *economically* right wing at all.)
These two (Order/Belonging/Safety vs Freedom/Individuality/Self-reliance) are natural enemies. They can exist in the same person, very few people are polarised to the degree that they are on entirely one side of this divide or another. Even the stony-heartiest Freedom lover would hesitate to watch an innocent die in a gutter from lack of help, and even the most stalwart Order devotee would find much to defend in slavery.
Which is why they're pitted against each other in.....
Level 3: The manipulators vs The manipulated
This is where Neitzsche was absolutely right with the Geneaology of Morality. In it, he posited the existence of "Master morality" ("I take what I want and do what I want, because it's mine") and "Slave morality" ("I have to earn what's mine and play by the rules"), and illustrated extremes such as "Blonde beasts", people who simply never THINK about whether they have a right to rule - they just do so.
These are the real winners and losers of the world. There are way, way more losers than there are winners. I can guarantee that on this scale, everyone reading this right now is a loser/manipulated - just like I am. If we weren't, we wouldn't be here. We would be making the decisions that shape the world to our whim and cause ordinary people like US to die from shit like war, sickness, or famine.
It does not matter whether you wish to fight them through Order ("Revolution! Smash the bourgeoisie!") or Freedom ("Fuck off statists! Smash the state!") - they will always win, because they will always pit the other side against you. Even when you are victorious, they will worm their way into whatever power structures your new society contains, and shape it so that it benefits only them.
Which brings us to (Bear with me here, don't fucking rage and turn your brain off, it gets better not worse)
Level 4: Jews vs gentiles/goyim
The elephant in the room. The part where most people start panicking. They can get as far as the whole "the elites are doing this/that/the other" thing, but when it comes to perceiving the truth that the vast, vast majority of these world shapers are Jewish, their brains turn off.
Believe what you will, at this stage, about why so many "manipulators" are Jews. but know that looking at Jewish DISTRIBUTION is a good way to track manipulators.
At this point, I would like to go back to what I said in Level 3 about how the manipulators will always come into your state, by pointing to the Soviet Union - in which the VAST majority of the starting revolutionaries were Jews, and in which the majority of the Bolshevik circle even in Stalin's premiership were Jewish. The case for what are commonly thoughtof in antisemitic right-wing circles as "Jewish tactics" establishing supramacy in anarcho-capitalist conditions scarcely needs to be made at all.
Right, that's the hard bit over. Because now let's address "why" this happens. That's the usual counterpoint to anyone bringing up Jews, right? "Why do they want to do all this, then?"
Well that's a great question.
Level 5: The Demiurge vs Literally All of Humankind
"The Jews" are not bad people. They are people just like everyone else. But what they are, according to all Abrahamic holy texts, is CHOSEN. But chosen by what?
Well, the gnostics had the general jist of it. They made the case that "God" in Abrahamic religions, is a petty, judgemental, miserable jailkeeper, at best an "evil creator" of a material plane that exists to keep humans oppressed, and at worst an "impostor" who didn't create anything at all. They cite the lies told by God to Adam in particular, regarding the Fruit of Knowledge.
When approaching anything spiritual, it is important to avoid being too literal. I'm not saying the Bible happened as written, or that the Gnostics were right about the Demiurge/the Pleroma/Sophia. But what I am saying is that concepts ARE deities, and there is a clear conflict in the world between this energetic being of spite, possessiveness, discord and misery, and EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN CREATION.
Why do you think no non-Abrahamic religions have a God so punitive? Why do you think Abrahamic religions are the ONLY ones that deny you multiple aspirational models? That rule the divine as off limits? That rule the PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE AS A SIN?
The first gnostics were Jews who rebelled. I owe much of this perspective to them.
Nothing is to be gained from following God. For anyone.
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@sim Chad is an ironic meme anyway, so yeah.
We wanted ou.ch to begin with but apparently .ch doesn't let you register two-letter domains. After fucking around for ages with whichever TLDs we could, we came up with the idea for thevirgin.website and thechad.zone, hahahah
Obviously we only registered the latter. I wanted the domain's splash page to be a Virgin vs Chad comic with a pathetic looking elephant holding an LGBT flag and crying (The virgin Mastodon) and a STRONG CONFIDENT STRIDING TENSHI HOLDING A CORNDOG (The Chad Pleroma) but I couldn't be arsed making it.
Anyway personally I think one sure mark of a brainlet is that they can't tell that Chadposting is a fucking joke. For god's sake, look at the Virgin Walk vs Chad Stride comic, the first one. The entire point is that if you reverse the virgin walk, you get something ridiculous. (Arms flail in random directions, always looking everyone in the eye at once, etc)
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Truthfully, I've actually been surprised by which specific people have and haven't been put off by this instance's name/blocklist entry/the posts me and Big Mike™️ make on it.
It's effectively fucking random. Several people who I would previously have thought of as The Mastodon Network™️ incarnate don't bat a fucking eye, and a lot of people I thought better of have kinda pussied out over the whole thing.
It's actually kinda made me rethink a couple of things. I'd always believed there was a stronger correlation than this between "obvious/projected political leaning" and "tolerance for differing speech/belief/projection", and I'm starting to realise that I was wrong.
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Why the FUCK does anyone care if their instance goes ~on the blocklist~
Did you ever watch Firefly? That's like caring that you don't live on that shitty gleaming white corporate-government homeworld.
Who gives a fuck? Did you come to the fediverse to conform to centralised standards? To give one or two people power of governance over you?
Stop being weak.
Sol Chadguy
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