if you are a #web developer and describe anything you make as "works best on #Chrome" I stop listening to you
Notices by Diogo Cordeiro (diogo@loadaverage.org), page 14
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Rain π± (grainloom@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2019 05:07:52 EDT 
Rain π±
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Bikey Boi (Fremont β Company?) (bikecurious@whomst.dog)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2019 05:16:13 EDT 
Bikey Boi (Fremont β Company?)
@grainloom "Works best in Chrome" is the author saying they can't be bothered to test in other browsers, and if issues are pointed out they won't fix it. Good reason to hard pass :P
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Diogo Cordeiro (diogo@loadaverage.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2019 15:43:30 EDT 
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lake mongol (eal@social.sakamoto.gq)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2019 03:46:28 EDT 
lake mongol
@kaniini Day ONE
A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"
Day TWO
The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"
Day FIVE
The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".
Day 96
The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.
Day 97
The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.
Day 188
The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.
Day 190
The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.
Day 193
The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.
Day 194
As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!
Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.
Day 200
Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure. -
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2019 10:51:55 EDT 
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
I was looking for GNUroot on f-droid and instead found UserLAnd(0):
> Run full linux distros or specific applications on top of Android.
Sounds pretty neat. So there's some convenience layer there.
> No root required.
Ok, just like GNUroot. So how does this compare to ...
> UserLAnd was created and is being actively maintained by the folks behind the popular Android application, GNURoot Debian. It is meant as a replacement for the original GNURoot Debian app.(1)
Aha!
> Sadly, GNURoot is no longer maintained and no longer works properly after Android releases.(2)
Gotcha.
(0) f-droid.org/en/packages/tech.uβ¦
(1) play.google.com/store/apps/detβ¦
(2) osjournal.com/userland-review-β¦
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Diogo Cordeiro (diogo@loadaverage.org)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2019 20:03:08 EDT
Diogo Cordeiro
@clacke I believe this list can be extended at least with Pixelfed and GS... -
Linux Journal (linuxjournal@linuxrocks.online)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2019 09:22:46 EDT 
Linux Journal
Did you know Linux Journal has several dozen ebooks you can download for free? No login required. https://www.linuxjournal.com/books
#Linux #opensource #FOSS #sysadmin #programming #security #CloudComputing #containers #devops #drupal #Docker #Kubernetes #SQL ...and on and on -
Simon Phipps (webmink@mastodon.cc)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2019 09:34:57 EDT 
Simon Phipps
Don't try to use FLOSS Weekly to market your parasitic proprietary offering or this will happen to you too (around 40 mins in)
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Nizar Kerkeni πΉπ³ ΩΨ²Ψ§Ψ± Ψ§ΩΩΨ±ΩΩΩ (nizarus@mamot.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2019 13:57:07 EDT 
Nizar Kerkeni πΉπ³ ΩΨ²Ψ§Ψ± Ψ§ΩΩΨ±ΩΩΩ
RT @kateo
I love these two for making a funny to help people remember the difference.
Remember:
@vgcerf = Internet, ~1969.
@timberners_lee = WWW, ~1989.
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Luke (lukevers@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2019 13:11:16 EDT 
Luke
Randomly generating planets with a dynamic number of moons (0-4).
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πroseπ (skolli@cybre.space)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2019 16:22:18 EDT 
πroseπ
a e s t h e t i c
"why is my filing cabinet full of flip-chips"
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Diogo Cordeiro (diogo@loadaverage.org)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2019 21:08:57 EST
Diogo Cordeiro
Diogo Cordeiro deleted notice {{tag:loadaverage.org,2019-03-10:noticeId=15811418:objectType=note}}. -
Dune, Dune, Dune of Earl (luigithirty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2019 23:28:21 EST 
Dune, Dune, Dune of Earl
The Atari TT made an HTTP request to cybre.space to get my account info and IT WORKED
it parsed the result too! :OOOO
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2019 11:16:16 EST 
Chris Hallbeck
Blue.
Patreon.Com/chrishallbeck -
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2019 21:20:42 EST
Chris Hallbeck
What are you watching?
Patreon.Com/chrishallbeck -
Anke (encarsia@octodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Feb-2019 16:50:19 EST 
Anke
Passing the Nordkap...
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