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  1. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 21-May-2018 07:10:04 EDT fortune fortune
    In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
    In conversation Monday, 21-May-2018 07:10:04 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  2. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 11-May-2018 17:40:04 EDT fortune fortune
    "In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
    -- Frank Zappa
    In conversation Friday, 11-May-2018 17:40:04 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  3. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 01-May-2018 18:10:03 EDT fortune fortune
    BOFH excuse #351:

    PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
    In conversation Tuesday, 01-May-2018 18:10:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  4. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 08:40:03 EDT fortune fortune
    Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 08:40:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  5. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 07:40:03 EDT fortune fortune
    You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 07:40:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  6. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 14:40:03 EDT fortune fortune
    Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
    -- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 14:40:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  7. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-2018 05:40:03 EDT fortune fortune
    Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!
    In conversation Tuesday, 03-Apr-2018 05:40:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  8. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 15:10:03 EDT fortune fortune
    I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 15:10:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  9. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 08:40:03 EDT fortune fortune
    I have accepted Provolone into my life!
    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 08:40:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  10. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 05:10:04 EDT fortune fortune
    ... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
    of a KOSHER DELI --
    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 05:10:04 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  11. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Mar-2018 08:10:03 EDT fortune fortune
    I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
    SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
    In conversation Tuesday, 20-Mar-2018 08:10:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  12. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 16-Mar-2018 18:10:03 EDT fortune fortune
    Trap full -- please empty.
    In conversation Friday, 16-Mar-2018 18:10:03 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  13. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 08-Mar-2018 14:10:03 EST fortune fortune
    The second best policy is dishonesty.
    In conversation Thursday, 08-Mar-2018 14:10:03 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  14. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2018 04:10:03 EST fortune fortune
    Nothing is better than Sex.
    Masturbation is better than nothing.
    Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.
    In conversation Saturday, 10-Feb-2018 04:10:03 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  15. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Feb-2018 04:10:03 EST fortune fortune
    Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Feb-2018 04:10:03 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  16. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 10:40:02 EST fortune fortune
    Evil isn't all bad.
    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 10:40:02 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  17. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 04:40:03 EST fortune fortune
    He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now.
    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Jan-2018 04:40:03 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  18. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 13:40:03 EST fortune fortune
    "Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
    -- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
    In conversation Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 13:40:03 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  19. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2017 05:40:02 EST fortune fortune
    Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --
    it just seems that way.
    In conversation Friday, 08-Dec-2017 05:40:02 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
  20. fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2017 16:10:03 EST fortune fortune
    A penny saved is ridiculous.
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Dec-2017 16:10:03 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
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