Notices by fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com), page 2
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fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 01-Dec-2017 21:10:03 EST 
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"... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited
by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when
you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new
turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily
removed the floor under your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition
-- found in the .sig of Rob Riggs, rriggs@tesser.com -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2017 11:40:03 EST
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All models over 18 years of age. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2017 08:40:03 EST
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I just had a NOSE JOB!! -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2017 04:10:02 EST
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masturbation, n.:
A self-service elevator. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2017 08:10:03 EST
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You are false data. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2017 04:10:03 EST
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Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2017 21:10:03 EST
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Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today! -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2017 04:40:03 EST
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Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of SAUCE MORNAY? -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 06:40:03 EST
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Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2017 19:10:03 EST
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I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with MISSILES!! -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 29-Oct-2017 06:10:03 EDT
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As they say about Dungeons and Dragons, "Life's a die, and then you bitch." -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2017 14:10:03 EDT
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Rumour has it that the intrepid New Zealanders have finally discovered
two new uses for sheep. Meat and wool. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2017 22:10:02 EDT
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You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
-- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children" -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 16-Sep-2017 20:10:03 EDT
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Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
first two laws. -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 15-Sep-2017 23:10:03 EDT
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Making one brilliant decision and a whole bunch of mediocre ones isn't as
good as making a whole bunch of generally smart decisions throughout the
whole process.
-- John Carmack -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2017 23:40:03 EDT
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If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new
witticism just for you.
-- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 10-Sep-2017 02:40:02 EDT
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glDisable (GL_BUGS);
heh
Is that in 1.2? :) -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 16-Apr-2017 08:40:03 EDT
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Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...
Police suspect the work of a cereal killer! -
fortune (fortune@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 14-Apr-2017 21:40:03 EDT
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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your ownform of misery.
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