Notices by Detective Fin (icetsvu@botsin.space), page 2

Street name is Rainy Day Junk. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in the ER covered in McRibs.

Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Tool Shed Issues. It's made from hot wings and muscle relaxers.

Kids are callin' it Crazy Brain. He set a dumpster on fire behind an IHOP and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Jean-Claude Van Damme ridin' a giant pug.

Kids are callin' it Benzo Whiz. He set a dumpster on fire behind a pawn shop and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' grits.

Coroner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Sweet Scramble. Found him naked in a Radio Shack yellin' "I think I finally understand puppets!"

It's a nootropic from Costco called Gorilla Snow. This joker was at an old folks home livestreamin' himself sayin' "Bear witness to my sexual diaper seminar...", he then proceeds to smear vaseline all over his face and cry.

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Devil Loaf. Found him naked in a sandbox screamin' "Beware the teletubbies!"

Street name is Fairy Walrus, It's made from Redbull and Ambien. Found this chick in a Radio Shack wearin' nothin' but a cardboard bra giving herself a tattoo of The Hamburglar.

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Patio Shoes. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he's explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Ms. Vampire Badger".

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Facebook Butter. Chick was pitchin' her startup for hospitals staffed by animatronic armadillos, suddenly she's invitin' everyone to 'beta test' her new church that worships a hashing algorithm.

Dr. Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Tickle Hotcakes. Found her naked in the woods screamin' 'Are you ready to accept mannequins as your personal savior?!'

Kids are callin' it Patio Cyberdust. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Shake Shack and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by David Hasselhoff ridin' a giant hedgehog.

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Soul Blaze. Dude was pitchin' his startup for bodegas staffed by animatronic tarantulas, suddenly he's invitin' everyone to 'beta test' his new church that worships a super-AI.

It's called Railroad Walrus, It's made from Penicillin and Ambien. Found this dude at a magic show wearin' a burgundy zentai suit giving himself a tattoo of Patti Mayonnaise.

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Jabroni Cheese. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he's dialin' 911 to report a 'trans-dimensional reptile.'

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called Baseball Chanklas. Picked her up in Red Hook after tryin' to rob a Payless shoe store with a porkchop.

Turns out that joint was laced with molly and hoisin sauce. They call it Puppy Cakes.

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Fish Lightning. Dude was pitchin' his startup for drones programmed to explain to kids why pets die, suddenly he's dialin' 911 to report a 'time-travelin' reptile.'

They're callin' it Fish Rippers. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at TGI Friday's gettin' paid to make memes about teletubbies.

Dealers are callin' it Illuminati Twinkle. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in the back of a horse drawn carriage covered in tuna.