Notices by Sir Johnny the Swamp Knight (johnnyoftheswamp@noagendasocial.com), page 36

@temporaryDouchebag I'm just a misandrist. https://noagendasocial.com/media/2Cai1Xak4BlhtMR-rcY

@temporaryDouchebag
They're going to anyway. I'd rather just chop their hand off now than play the waiting game. What is it about boiling a frog again?

@temporaryDouchebag I'd appreciate it if they'd hurry up then!

@temporaryDouchebag Court jesters. If they're the emperor, then my turds are Lord of the Toilet Realm.

There's nothing profound about telling jokes in a room full of people who agree with you. Insulated, isolated pieces of shit, no one EVER challenges you to your face or calls you to account.

"Mr. Moore added, “Your ability to use satire and humor to say the emperor has no clothes is profound every single night."

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/05/arts/television/stephen-colbert-trump-michael-moore.html

@mrmcmayhem @DaDenMan This is why I keep trying to start the hashtag #punchajournalist 😆

@YoVinnie Actually now that I think of it, you can do a real number on someone just using Drano, so it's just a feel good measure anyway.

@YoVinnie Hey, we have to deal with the lowest common denominator here, not the culture perpetuating the behavior!

Also missed the bit at the end!

"Rudd also announced plans to further restrict the online sale of knives to under-18s following a significant increase in the number"

Just like how I have to show my license to buy the sinus meds that actually work because otherwise I might be making meth!

@HiroProtagonist @hamsterglue That's EXACTLY what it is, for the midterms next year.

"I supported the Senator's bill to ban the hideous weapons that killed so many Americans in Las Vegas, and we need you to vote for Person X so next time the Republicans won't be able to stop it!"

@hamsterglue Whatever staffer wrote the bill text probably has no familiarity with guns what so ever.

@hamsterglue Oh look, nice weasel language.

"any part, combination of parts, component, device, attachment or accessory that is designed or functions to accelerate the rate of fire of a semiautomatic rifle"

The way that reads, lightening the trigger pull could qualify.

@temporaryDouchebag @mrmcmayhem Hey, you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

@mrmcmayhem @temporaryDouchebag Congrats on the magic number and finding your own keeper.

@mrmcmayhem @temporaryDouchebag

It's a term from certain "manosphere" commentators that have written extensively on hypergamy. The TL;DR is something along the lines of women engaging in promiscuous behavior when they are younger and have a higher sexual market value. Later on, they want to settle down but her value is down and like Crowder says, men don't want to marry whores. Obviously this is just a subset of women that fall into this trap.

https://noagendasocial.com/media/dIcg6VfHY7iKT7vH7fc

@temporaryDouchebag @mrmcmayhem but he didn't even talk about the cock carousel!

@mrmcmayhem I have a good friend from PR, but honestly you gotta wonder why we hold onto them these days. You'd think the social justice crowd would be behind independence because hey, Colonialism, but the realpolitik is they want it to be a state to swing the vote.

@DrChris Weird. In the yoof at least it has a very "chill out" effect.

@PakkonenCT
"there is a risk that the payments to the local police department signal a relationship to Pakistani authorities, such as the intelligence agency ISI"

Finally someone puts this theory in print.

@mrmcmayhem Those are the same people who argue that nordic style social safety nets are a good idea for the US because it works so well in Sweden.

The Ken Burns documentary is cool, but it could be about 10x more gangster.