Notices by kaniini (kaniini@mastodon.dereferenced.org), page 51

@Elizafox LOCK HIM UP

@Laurelai

yes, it is possible that absentee/military ballots could boost roy moore

@Laurelai

agreed. to me, both candidates sucked, it just happened that one was literally a kidfucker. and that cannot be allowed.

@Laurelai i mean, the appropriate destination for Moore is prison, not the senate.

@Laurelai well, we can't have kidfuckers in the senate now.

honestly, Moore is the worst kind of child predator. he used his position of authority as a juvenile court judge to take advantage of kids.

how could anyone vote for that?

welp, hopefully Alabama doesn't elect the child molester.

@kitredgrave

if they use activitypub, you can put their URL in the search box and it will learn it

@chosafine didn't you do that last week

i wonder what would happen if i started suing cops that killed people for no reason.

hmm, that’s an idea.

Cramer: "I think we're entering an industrial renaissance."

YEP, EVERYONE IS ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR JOBS.

under the latest senate "tax cut" bill, people in my tax bracket will be paying >100% in tax.

yeah, i'm pretty sure these people don't know what they're doing.

but hey, the top 1% get their tax cut, right? but if you're in the top, say, 2.5% though you can pay $103 for every $100 you make on the right circumstances.

yeah, that makes a *lot* of sense.

it is bad, but not *that* bad for everyone else all the way down, thankfully some of you might be able to keep some money.

can somebody explain to me how giving the top 1% a huge tax break will make more jobs, considering that the actual job creators are mostly in the upper end of the middle class, which are likely to get completely hammered by this tax scheme?

where's *my* bailout? i could actually use one, unlike the top 1%.

@moz

patiently waiting for TALOS to actually ship

it goes without saying.

1) YOUR AUDIO DRIVER DOES NOT NEED TO HOOK THE KEYBOARD

2) IF YOU DISAGREE PLEASE QUIT YOUR JOB AS AN AUDIO DRIVER DEV

@moz

why does HP have so many "accidental" keyloggers? NSA pay them?

https://www.modzero.ch/advisories/MZ-17-01-Conexant-Keylogger.txt

WHAT THE FUCK

@jessiscah24

"In May, a similar keylogger was discovered in the audio drivers pre-installed on several HP laptop models."

why the *fuck* would an audio driver ever need to look at keyboard input