Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me)

The polycule I'm in is presently classified as "new in town"

I can also verify the unicorn quad is very unstable

"I use Google"

"I use bing for the backgrounds!"

"fuck y'all I use Ask Jeeves!"

"... is that still around?"

"fuck no I'm just bullshitting"

Yes there's trans people who are chasers, in the sense they have consistent patterns of objectifying trans women and see them as a fetish rather than as people. They're not common. I've met maybe two in my life... and I've met a lot of trans people.

But y'know, I'll take that over half the cis dudes that take interest in me seem to be chasers.

Cold War V movies just consist of people looking for enemy combatants that they can't seem to find and there's actually no action it just turns into a HARD HITTING ACTION FILM ABOUT BEING FRIENDS AND FIGHTING THE LAST POCKETS OF SEXISM

Cold War V is so cold, nations don't even exist anymore, or governments, nobody even knows what the fight's about, or who are the belligerents, everyone just knows Cold War V is on and it's cold as shit.

It's so cold, liquid helium freezes solid instantly upon contact with Cold War V

Cold War V: it's so intense, it skips over Cold War II, III, and IV. It's that fucking cold.

Cold War II: Cold Harder

I was a veteran of the Cold War. I was proud to do my part as a screaming monster whomst shit their pants and helped bring about the fall of the USSR.

@violet I know for a fact there are trans women who are chasers and you are definitely not one of them. Like, you treat me far too well to be a chaser. 💜

to think one day my car will be a classic and have a cult following even though I think it's a horrible piece of shit