Notices by Dude Named PhoneBoy 💻☕️✈️ (phoneboy@noagendasocial.com), page 15

@murph If you order today, you get a Ginzu knife and a smokeless ashtray.

That's just on one airline since 2010...

"It was the exactly the language of #netneutrality. A fast lane. This is exactly what should not be happening. My Netflix is going to be get buffered because these guys are fighting fires? Nuh-uh, not according to the law, you're not!" — @adam #noagenda 1079

Sometimes the strangest Weird Al songs come to mind

@irritable if I want *really* salty fish, I'll eat anchovies. 😝

@yukiame the funny thing: I actually did mow my lawn today. I didn't need to spray on that green color, though. :P

"They're playing the spread between the customer and the driver because they quote the driver an extra amount fare for this surge pricing. We figured out between the two of us they had offered him $4 more but they charged us $14 more." — @adam on Uber #noagenda 1063

I'm using Lyft now for what it's worth.

@dcgirl maybe Trump wouldn't have been elected if they followed this advice. #JustSaying

LOL @ChrisWilson @SpookyR

"What is happening is Silicon Valley is not only sending…all of their homeless people on busses to Austin, they're sending the reviewers of these horrible videos who become disaffected, have post traumatic stress disorder, are on all kinds of psychotropic drugs, are on alcohol, they're walking around like zombies IN OUR CITY ON THESE DAMN SCOOTERS!" — @adam #noagenda 1062

@methos sleight of hand. 🙄

@DaDenMan "serving size" is another game they play. 🙄