Notices by Andréa (andrea@eldritch.cafe), page 2

I dreamed that we asked Miss Celine to help decorate our new appartment

Yesterday was the first time in my life I check the mails, opened and read everything, instead of destroying everything that looked scary, like taxes and insurance...

So I dreamed that people were redoing my bedroom - which they are - and woke up to a song stating facts about the current status of my eyelids. It doesn't get any more boring! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM

Song I woke up to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YPeckUBzoM 🤪🤪🤪

@alkalime she so badass <3

You are Wonkru, or you are the enemy of Wonkru. Choose.

I woke up with this song in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM (you're welcome!) 🎵

Airbnb Etiquette

I dreamed that Luna, one of my cats, insisted we go to a free party. She spent the entire time there dispensing life advice to the party goers.

Après tout ce temps à entendre parler de l'AccorHotels Arena j'ai enfin fini par capter que c'était Bercy 😅😅😅

Waking up with the alarm

I dreamed that I was a vampire living in a manor in the middle of the forest with my vampire family. We didn't have cable but still had to pay our TV license, so we went to the tax office every now and then for movie night. The people working here were not happy about it 🧛♀️🧛♂️🦇

Of course it's been the same target for 20 years and they live together, but they leave that part out 😉😉😉👬🔫🔫💶💶

They end up growing old together, killing each other / filling each other with bullets on the daily for good measure, and when people ask "what about that hitman who always kills his targets, has he retired?" people in the know reply "nope, still always killing his target".

I my dream I made up two comic book characters, both contract killers, who developed a friendship after being hired to kill each other: one of them, immortal, know to never miss his targets. The second one, impervious to bullets, known to always kill his targets.

I dreamed that I was at the parliament voting on stuff and Marine Le Pen was next to me and had a micro stroke. I tried to help her but she was too proud to accept it 😑😑😑

A very nice old lady insisted to give me this

I dreamed that I was jamming on the uké with my friend J (who was on the uké bass). It was AWESOME! 🎸🎸🎸

Being me is very expensive, but I can do the things, I just need A LOT of time 😅