Notices by Andréa (andrea@eldritch.cafe)

Switch Switch summer child

Non mais moi je m'en cire la lucarne

Cheat me once, shame on you. Cheat me twice, you go sleep in the tent.

When was the last time you flowered?

I dreamed that I was in a gorgeous park at night, watching hundreds of people lighting up water lilies and releasing them like sky lanterns 🌟🌟🌟

What's a ghost's favorite color?
(ooq ʇɥƃıupıɯ)

I made up a joke in my dream are y'all ready for this?

Kink: writing "class traitor" on the checks I send the bailiffs 🏴🏴🏴

Song I woke up to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JTAhtS3MlU

Woke up to this crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

I dreamed that I was in post-apocalyptic Athens and everything was the same except people were charging their phones in the middle of the streets and mosquitos were the size of my head.

You probably need some sleep when you're not sure the music you're listening to is by Hanson or Miley Cyrus 🤔🤔🤔

I dreamed that I called my van Delilah.

So, you know how I was making too much apple cider and needed to find a way to get rid of it? Well, I started making apple cider vinegar.
Yeah so now I have way too much apple cider vinegar 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️

Song I woke up to (doow doow doow 🎵) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppz-cwLeqo

Help a fellow trans woman make a video-game? Pledge to or signal boost Jori's kickstarter! <3 <3 <3 https://tinyurl.com/yyc5d5fm

Vous vous souvenez quand le site de @meteofrance@twitter.com fonctionnait ?

I dreamed I told the editor-in-chief of Nature that she was a "pretentious snob" at a party, then woke up with this song in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw 👯♀️💃👯♀️

Oui alors je viens juste de remarquer que c'est pas *black* et mortimer, c'est *blake*, blaaaaaaayyyke et mortimer.