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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 10:59:26 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Busty tomboys who give big hugs.

    Maybe life doesn’t suck THAT much.

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 10:59:26 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  2. Alibek Omarov (a1batross@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 19:49:32 EDT Alibek Omarov Alibek Omarov

    #girlsfrontline

    Source: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75712077

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 19:49:32 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  3. s̀k̸͢e̵̷̛h̸̨m͠at̶͟͠i͜͝cs (skehmatics@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 10:00:29 EDT s̀k̸͢e̵̷̛h̸̨m͠at̶͟͠i͜͝cs s̀k̸͢e̵̷̛h̸̨m͠at̶͟͠i͜͝cs

    mood of the day #moodposting

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 10:00:29 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  4. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 10:00:06 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Italians make shotguns like they do food; Deliciously.

    #cuteposting
    #girlsfrontline

    Source: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71274549

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 10:00:06 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  5. Holly :heart_agender: (hollyamory@mspsocial.net)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 02:45:31 EDT Holly :heart_agender: Holly :heart_agender:

    Apparently it is International Non-Binary People's Day. Hope its a good one for all of you. :) :heart_nb:

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 02:45:31 EDT from mspsocial.net permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  6. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 09:44:59 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    :morning:

    #cuteposting

    Source: https://twitter.com/naoto_moni/status/1149879048262180865

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 09:44:59 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  7. Alibek Omarov (a1batross@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 08:14:39 EDT Alibek Omarov Alibek Omarov

    #girlsfrontline

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 08:14:39 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  8. nil (bouletcorp@birdsite.link)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:43:25 EDT nil nil

    "I Want to Believe" - English version 1/2 #Area51 #Aliens

    https://twitter.com/Bouletcorp/status/1150067391759601665

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:43:25 EDT from birdsite.link permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  9. nil (bouletcorp@birdsite.link)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:46:59 EDT nil nil

    "I Want to Believe" - English version 1/2 #Area51 #Aliens

    https://twitter.com/Bouletcorp/status/1150068246286077952

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:46:59 EDT from birdsite.link permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  10. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 08:14:46 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar
    • presidente morgan

    @MightyBigCar @themorgangoats

    " Oi! Jerry dump all of my stocks on the Troy exchange RIGHT NOW! WHY? you will find out in a minute or two"

    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jul-2019 08:14:46 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  11. spotlight night shot (amic@nulled.red)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2019 15:31:46 EDT spotlight night shot spotlight night shot

    when will the Hakko USA twitter account post this image with the caption "trans rights"

    In conversation Sunday, 02-Jun-2019 15:31:46 EDT from nulled.red permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  12. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:23:19 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Alister Braunkers 🇩🇴🇺🇸🇯🇵

    @mrjunge You're probably right. At this point I'm not sure there are real humans on Tinder anymore.

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:23:19 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:22:14 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    No A/C at work. None of the windows open. only 2 doors on the whole building.

    Today's lunch menu: Steamed automaticorange with a side of lowest bidder incompetence #fucksummer

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:22:14 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  14. muesli (fribbledom@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 18:18:58 EDT muesli muesli

    Did you know?

    Mars is the only known planet completely inhabited by robots.

    😆

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 18:18:58 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:17:15 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    @hyphen I actually was having a conversation with a friend the other day about this.

    "Anybody can grow/implant big boobs. Killer abs take a crap ton of work and a clean diet. Therefore they are more impressive."

    Also: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats:

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:17:15 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  16. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:12:29 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Alister Braunkers 🇩🇴🇺🇸🇯🇵

    @mrjunge Probably a porn bot, base on my experience.

    (cries alone)

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:12:29 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  17. Julia (juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 01:58:30 EDT Julia Julia

    "Politicians discussing global warming" by Issac Cordal

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 01:58:30 EDT from magnificentbeardsfan.club permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  18. ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%) (proxeus@iscute.moe)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 19:04:20 EDT ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%) ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%)
    Fediverse meet up
    retoreehacker.png
    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 19:04:20 EDT from iscute.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  19. The Doctor (drwho@hackers.town)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 18:33:49 EDT The Doctor The Doctor

    I grew up on dialup. 1200bps, max. I remember what it was like to get anything done at that speed, and now that it's no longer a thing I wouldn't inflict it upon anyone. That's why I try to keep my stuff as lightweight as possible, with as few deps as possible.

    Treat others as you'd want to be treated, right?

    A couple of years back I went to an HTML5 meetup and hung out with a bunch of web developers. I suck at web design (so much so that I didn't bother to try to write a new theme for my website, I used one that someone else made and tweaked it a little). One of the webdevs noticed that I use a couple of adblockers and yelled at me for taking money out of his mouth. That one cannot eat money, and that he gets paid a (much larger) salary (than I do) is beside the point.

    So I put my laptop on the local network (Windbringer had been tethered to my mobile - OPSEC, ya' know) and asked him for the URL of the website he works on. He gave it to me. I opened it in a bare Firefox profile (no addons, no config tweaks, new right out of the box). His precious website loaded fully after just under three minutes.

    Then, to make things fair, I rebooted Windbringer, got back on the local wireless, and opened it in my usual Firefox profile, with all the adblockers turned on. His website loaded in about five seconds.

    "Your website loads so much tracking garbage up front that your page won't load in less than three minutes. I don't have time for that." And I left.

    Unsurprisingly, I haven't been invited back, but my point stands - too much crap means your page won't load in a reasonable period of time.

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 18:33:49 EDT from hackers.town permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 21:03:07 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • ⛓️

    @vsc Well,YOU"RE NOT WRONG.

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 21:03:07 EDT from niu.moe permalink
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