Notices by presidente morgan (themorgangoats@jorts.horse)

r/relationships has 2 kinds of posts:

-my boyfriend, lord death of the murder castle, is powering his airship with orphan's blood. how do I rescue this relationship

-my girlfriend smiled at another man. is it legal to slash her tires

avocado kedavra

twitter being down is no big deal they can just use the other instances

me: well thanks to that picture of the black hole I think im finally religious

my family, weeping: does that mean you'll go to church with us again?

me: no no no I just worship black holes and darkness now. rejoice! light will die