Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 30

@brokenfingers YOGA IS HARD, ANYONE WHO TALKS SMACK ABOUT YOGA HAS NOT DONE 15 DOWWARD FACING DOGS IN A ROW. STAY STRONG, YOU GOT THIS.

Car alarms, people yelling, crotch rockets with BRO PIPES, beer burps, helicopters overhead, radio RnB being payed through blow speakers, gunshots, small explosions, medium explosions and burnouts being done in cars over 60 years old.

Summer in Michigan

Flex, take action, collaborate, challenge, results, high drive, team player, dynamic motivators.

It's not even 10am yet.

Stuck In a bullshit team building meeting. Kill me.

@animeirl

Oh, shit. The Orange One wears thighty whities

@Technowix I once saw a porno that started this way.

@PrismaticMurder <Big non-binary hugs>

Orange used talk to therapist! Therapist used schedule session!
Orange feels better!
Orange can fight on for another day!

@PrismaticMurder Appreciate it.

@esp <hugs>

Gender Identity uses confusion again!! It's super effective!!! Orange is severely confused!!! Orange hurt themselves (emotionally) in there confusion!!!

Hey Power Point, my user embedded some YouTube videos in the presentation, play them plz?

Go fuck yourself.

Pretty please?

Eat a dick in hell

OK, fucker I'll load them up in a browser and do it my way.

Now I'm gonna play them.

Why?

Fuck you, that's why.

Oh, why not.
(base by @waifu )