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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 31

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 22:44:13 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Isn't a one armed scissor just a knife?

    In conversation Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 22:44:13 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  2. Olivia PhD (sarcasmkid@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 21:28:39 EDT Olivia PhD Olivia PhD

    .

    In conversation Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 21:28:39 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  3. mulander (mulander@bsd.network)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-2018 13:56:00 EDT mulander mulander

    I played violent video games since I was a little kid. Mortal Kombat, Carmageddon, GTA, Blood, Soldier of Fortune - you name it, I played it.

    Never felt aggressive after doing that, don't ban violent video games.

    Ban #javascript, one evening of it and I want to do unspeakable things to people.

    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Apr-2018 13:56:00 EDT from bsd.network permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  4. Dolus (dolus@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 02:26:55 EDT Dolus Dolus
    GNU/Horse: The final solution to proprietary software in cars.  https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1339704
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 02:26:55 EDT from gs.smuglo.li permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  5. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 17:33:48 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Programming socks? check.
    Programming school girl outfit? check.
    Programming wig? check.
    Programming lingerie? check.
    Programming makeup? check.
    Programming Estrogen? check, check, check.

    If I can't pass my take home final now, I never will.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 17:33:48 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  6. pawlowa (pawlowa@cybre.space)'s status on Friday, 09-Feb-2018 05:49:33 EST pawlowa pawlowa

    One thing I don't understand is people complaining about graffiti on trains and walls but they couldn't be bothered a bit by ads being everywhere in our daily life actively and literally trying to manipulate everybody's thoughts and actions. But it's legit because that access to your brain is bought with money.

    In conversation Friday, 09-Feb-2018 05:49:33 EST from cybre.space permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  7. Nagi 😳 (nagi@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 15-Apr-2018 14:29:03 EDT Nagi 😳 Nagi 😳

    :blobpeek:

    In conversation Sunday, 15-Apr-2018 14:29:03 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  8. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 15-Apr-2018 12:22:27 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    New video about how much Michigan sucks.
    https://youtu.be/PkeyquPx4hQ

    In conversation Sunday, 15-Apr-2018 12:22:27 EDT from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. Michigan is bullshit.
      By twowheeled idiot from YouTube
  9. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 10:29:35 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Dear Apple computers

    Eat ass in hell.

    Fuck you very much.

    Orange.

    In conversation Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 10:29:35 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  10. Alister Braunkers 🇩🇴🇺🇸🇯🇵 (mrjunge@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 13-Apr-2018 13:41:51 EDT Alister Braunkers 🇩🇴🇺🇸🇯🇵 Alister Braunkers 🇩🇴🇺🇸🇯🇵

    stolenmeme.jpg

    In conversation Friday, 13-Apr-2018 13:41:51 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 12:33:18 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Things I did not expect to Duck this morning "55 gallon sex lube reviews"

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 12:33:18 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  12. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 11:37:44 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Boss lady who is regularly MIA: Orange, you need to train a bunch of staff and patrons on the media lab NOW.

    Me: OK, I can do that, with one problem. I didn't build the lab, I was not trained on the lab, and the guy that built the lab and trained people just moved to the Caribbean. I need some time to figure it out.

    Her: GET IT DONE, I GOT A LIST OF PATRONS THAT WANT TO USE IT A MILE LONG.

    Holy fuck, I need to figure this thing out myself before I can teach anyone else.

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 11:37:44 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 11:22:36 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Good morning Miss Orange!

    Printers: FUCKED

    WiFi: FUCKED

    Media Lab: BACKED UP FOR A MONTH OF SUNDAY'S. ALSO FUCKED

    Boss man: PISSED

    Boss lady: PISSED

    Boss lady that never shows up to work: PISSED

    TPS Report: DUE NEXT WEEK

    It's gonna be a black coffee and black metal kind of day.

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 11:22:36 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  14. ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨ (sathariel@pleroma.iro-iro.xyz)'s status on Monday, 09-Apr-2018 18:47:07 EDT ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨ ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨
    >you like anime, right? do you like boruto?
    I want blockings in real life
    In conversation Monday, 09-Apr-2018 18:47:07 EDT from pleroma.iro-iro.xyz permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 08-Apr-2018 11:32:46 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Thog

    @thog boat 2hu is a good 2hu.

    In conversation Sunday, 08-Apr-2018 11:32:46 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  16. a-Tora-ble (tora@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 13:27:38 EDT a-Tora-ble a-Tora-ble

    - You know what's worst than a rapist? Boom

    - A child

    - No!

    In conversation Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 13:27:38 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  17. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 20:02:54 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • beatrix bitrot

    @bea True, I know he mentioned he is driving for Lyft to be more social. I honestly hope he is happier too. His diaries were rather worrying.

    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 20:02:54 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  18. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 19:56:28 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • beatrix bitrot

    @bea His diaries were my favorite thing. Bums me out that the last one was over a year ago.

    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 19:56:28 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  19. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 19:29:12 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • beatrix bitrot

    @bea Oh, wow I though I was the only Regular Car Reviews fan on this side of the Internet. What's up fellow BROWN fan?

    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 19:29:12 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 21:03:58 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Oy, Orange were gonna be shutting off your power for a while.

    Wait, what? When?

    Right now.

    *lights go out *

    Shit,

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 21:03:58 EDT from niu.moe permalink
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