Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 39

My waifu can kick your waifu's ass down one side of the street and up the other.

#WaifuWednesdays

It's budget request season at work.

SHIT I WANT: dual monitors, SSD for my computer a new chair, a cubical, a 64bit OS, a mechanical keyboard and be able to run Linux.

MINIMUM I WILL SETTLE FOR: a hug, coworkers under 40.

So, I'm in my programming class. The guy next to me? likes anime. I like anime too.
We ended up having a nice chat about stuff airing this season.

Stereotypes: sometimes they just play themselves out.

@MightyBigCar yeah, the unnatural colors were the most disturbing part of this whole mess.

@kondziu @MightyBigCar @rikkiharu Honestly, it was more like Powerman 5000.

Fuck being a catgirl! I want to be this hot slab of beef! #transitiongoals
#BadassPosting

I wonder what would happen if I showed up to my programming class in my programming dress? Keep in mind, my professor has know me for 2 years and only as a man.

@kondziu @rikkiharu @MightyBigCar this would be a great party snack for people you don't like.

@kondziu @rikkiharu @MightyBigCar

https://youtu.be/tB1vITus1_o

Enjoy.

@kondziu Radical pizza anarchy.
I like your style.

@kondziu I should put a disclaimer that I cannot recommended anyone actually eat that combo. To do so would result in certain death. Sorry.

@kondziu Nah homie, White castle is JV ball. What you need to do is find a Culvers and get a double cheeseburger with a large chocolate shake. A combo that weighs in at 1780 calories and 91 grams of fat.

@kondziu Us midwestern folk are very resistant to junk food.

UPDATE : upon consumption of the product the test subject took a 105 minute nap. Upon waking the subject reported: "I feel like a fat piece of shit" and "what the fuck did I do to myself?" but In good health otherwise. The subject noted that the product was very stuck to the cooking tools, and proved a challenge to clean off. Stay tuned.

The things I do for internet fame. VIDEO SOON! https://niu.moe/media/l8WxMCHhqjzWJvUxobo @rikkiharu @MightyBigCar

@MightyBigCar I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.