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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 8

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 09-Nov-2018 10:16:24 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    My soul is a woman.

    My heart is a horned out lesbian who is kinda into dick too.

    Both have learned to accept living in a male body.

    In conversation Friday, 09-Nov-2018 10:16:24 EST from niu.moe permalink
  2. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 09-Nov-2018 10:05:00 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Olivia PhD

    @SarcasmKid If Van Gogh was alive today he would probably be a weeb.

    In conversation Friday, 09-Nov-2018 10:05:00 EST from niu.moe permalink
  3. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 22:04:44 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Ok, I'm not sure if this going to be an MMA fight or a live gay sex show. Either way I'm getting the hell out of here.

    In conversation Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 22:04:44 EST from niu.moe permalink
  4. spotlight night shot (amic@nulled.red)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 17:04:31 EST spotlight night shot spotlight night shot

    Fedi is just social media but everyone works in IT, is trans, or both.

    In conversation Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 17:04:31 EST from nulled.red permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  5. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Nov-2018 06:18:07 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    It's too early for my dad to be yelling at me.

    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Nov-2018 06:18:07 EST from niu.moe permalink
  6. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 13:40:54 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    A glory hole for hand holding.

    In conversation Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 13:40:54 EST from niu.moe permalink
  7. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 13:34:03 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • spotlight night shot

    @amic BRB need to take my gay pills to prevent this.

    In conversation Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 13:34:03 EST from niu.moe permalink
  8. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 02-Nov-2018 11:55:57 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep хорошо! your complimentary Adidas tracksuit is on it's way.

    In conversation Friday, 02-Nov-2018 11:55:57 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  9. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 23:03:18 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep NO! EMBRACE YOUR INNER SLAV. https://youtu.be/YO7AdLsUSec?t=135

    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 23:03:18 EDT from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. How to make Russian pelmeni - Cooking with Boris
      By Life of Boris from YouTube
  10. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 22:58:22 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Good Girl Energy

    @AzureHusky Lift you skinny forelegs like antennas to heaven!

    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 22:58:22 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Oct-2018 23:46:28 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    GOD DAMN IT.

    All I'm trying to do is get high and fuck a little, does it really have to be so damn expensive?!?!?!?!!?!?

    In conversation Tuesday, 30-Oct-2018 23:46:28 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  12. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 23:21:53 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Monday: hotdogs
    Tuesday: Tacos
    Wednesday: hamburgers and chocolate milk
    Thursday: sloppy joes and burritos in a bag
    Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week
    It always came with salad and a side of pork and beans
    Hooray for pizza day
    Hooray for pizza day
    I miss pizza day
    The best day of the week

    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 23:21:53 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  13. Good Girl Energy (azurehusky@yiff.life)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 13:00:57 EDT Good Girl Energy Good Girl Energy

    Hey lovely trans folks. Please remember that your type of transness isn't the only type of transness! I love jokes about things we have in common but please make sure you aren't erasing other genders and types of transness when you do so!

    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 13:00:57 EDT from yiff.life permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  14. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 23:02:17 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Miaourt

    @Technowix

    So give me Coffee and TV
    History
    I've seen so much
    I'm goin' blind
    And I'm brain-dead virtually
    Sociability
    It's hard enough for me
    Take me away from this big bad world
    And agree to marry me
    So we can start over again

    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 23:02:17 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 22:58:54 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    @xenostar campfire, anime, and chilling in the woods.

    That is what I like to call the good life.

    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 22:58:54 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  16. ⚪ the lynne creacher (lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 20:27:23 EDT ⚪ the lynne creacher ⚪ the lynne creacher

    reminder that trans people who don't want SRS are valid af

    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 20:27:23 EDT from fedi.lynnesbian.space permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  17. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 20:24:19 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep Eh, my head exploded back in 2005 when I accidentally saw my friends vagina. (long story)

    Anyhow, turns out you can live quite a long time with an exploded head. Children's Hospital of Michigan patched me up real good though.

    In conversation Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 20:24:19 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  18. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 16:34:57 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep this is so cute that my face might explode into candy.

    In conversation Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 16:34:57 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  19. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 16:33:53 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop
    • Jibril

    @esheep @JibrilTheFlugel

    Why tall girls are the best:

    full body hugs.
    can reach stuff on high shelves.
    able to give head pats to fellow tall people.
    can share clothes with.
    easier to find if they get lost in a crowd.

    #giraffelife

    In conversation Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 16:33:53 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 16:26:59 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep Can I get a loaf of Sourdough and a hug please?

    In conversation Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 16:26:59 EDT from niu.moe permalink
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